Hello, Pretty Strangers.
I'm learning on how to change the world, by changing diapers first.
I'm an only child with four sisters and a brother.
No. Wait. Make that five sisters. I was told to choose one more, anyone in the world and I chose her.
I was spoilt as a child and is still trying to grow up.
But there are "evil" people in the world who makes pretty things and I can't seem to stop myself.
Especially colourful undies.
&bags.
&trinkets.
&bags.
&bags.
Still trying, though.
I love to eat but I don't hate the treadmill.
I'm just plain lazy.
Lazy.
& fickle.
I like to pop by SB-TH and give my Bubbles & Buttercup chocolates.
Then, I'll spend all my money buying a Venti & just waste my time away.
Perfeckt.
My issues with hair is never-ending.
I love bimbo books, with pretty covers.
Aisyah Sufiyah is my favourite-est-est girl.
My friends call my continous, multiple, self-shots; narcissism.
I prefer to say its capturing memories.
I never had the bestest group of friends like I have now.
When I'm not happy, I talk to God in English.
& He listens.
The rest of the time, I'm pretty much happy.
So, in short;
My life's very much blessed.
Beauty Beyond your Recognition
"The name's Umairah but you can call me Meyaa"
8teen
zero7December8nine
Mommeh's only&favourite mess
"I just do it with Love"
on moms date, we walked uncomfortably into Coach boutique to "wash our eyes" but was greeted nicely by a nice malay salesman which made it all comfortable. i dno ehk. wont you feel uncomfortable if you dont have the intention to buy anything but just browsing at Chanel, Tiffany's, Coach, Prada, Loewe, etc. anyhoots, who am i kidding, the wallet i want wont wait till december but moms didnt cringe when she saw the price tag so i think thats a good thing. meyaa shall be patient and wait very patiently for december.
steps on how to convince moms to "advance" me money to let me go for hair therapy session:-
Step 1: walks up to her and smile coyly (at this point, she'll go: what else you want..)
Step 2: say "im just smiling at you, also cannot...."
Step 3: start babbling on "when i get my tuition pay sept&oct i give you ALL kayyyy. please.. my hair is a wreck.. its hari raya.. please.. the last time i got it done was like 2yrs ago, alaa please laa, can laaa.."
Step 4: SILENCE MEANS CONSENT!
i cant wait to numb my butt on the chair and have my head caressed by gay hairstylist(s) whom sentences i cant even comprehend at times. im gna throw major brat fit if moms goes back on her "silence means consent" at the last minute.
okay. so the whole chunk above is a result of me not wanting to sleep. im bored. i need to find someone who's sharing the same lifestyle as i am now. i sleep after sahur till abt 1PM, watch tv, cook for buka(YES, girlfriend can cook y'all!), buka, snack ALOT, watch tv & its a vicious, vicious cycle. slid in tuition time on tuesdays and thursdays & thats practically my life. i bought mock exam papers for the kids today since their exam is in a month's time. that made me feel a lil bit important, made me feel that im still doing something useful in this world. my mission of clearing up the guest room so that i can move in= mission impossible cause im too lazy to drag my fat ass off the couch. i cant squeeze anything anymore into my two-door closet. my room's full of educational materials that didnt bring me the GPA i wanted. i want to date my boyf but he's busy working, as of the past 6months. i want to date my girlfriends but nobody got back to me. i got one chance to dress up and meet up with mel for samm's bday chalet but i cant cause ive to tutor. i want to chat with nurool on the phone till sahur but she have to layan crying babies in the day. i really want to text ** but im too egoistic to do it. i still havent got a reply from cake woman. i want to IM * to say i miss him but im still too egoistic to do it. im waiting for Chew Guan Wei to come back from rural China land to show me pictures of her doing business in the bushes and tell me stories of eating the sacred dish of pig smothered in blood something something like that.
oh god. my life's nearly perfect, nearly.
im happy thou, still very much happy. contented i must say.
if you're still reading, thank you certified crap reader.
do you think i should off this piece of IT entertainment system and plop on my bed and TRY to sleep?
i think i should.
Melissa Wong you neh neh pops! i told you im not off-ing my comp till you appear online but i guess i should now cause its 2am & you're supposed to send me songs at 10plus. ihateyounowbutstillsecretlyloveyou.
& Nuroolhuda Z. im still waiting patiently for you to say bye bye babies and HELLO MEYAA. i need major laughter fits, seriously(hehe! that was ironic).
